NFL Power Rankings Week 16 – Don’t Buy into Team Hype

The NFL Power Rankings Week 16 are about as tight and right as they’re going to get for final rankings unless some dumbass kicks it to DeSean Jackson again.

The Patriots almost let the Pack get in like Flynn while the Saints are looking at back-to-back losses facing the Falcons next week on Monday Night Football betting.

New England, Pittsburgh and Atlanta have all clinched playoff berths. The Patriots, Steelers and Falcons also did for you dunce cap wearers.

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All 4 teams in the Not Ready for Prime Time Teams Division (NFC West) lost, so this Division just locked up the fact that the NFC West Division Winner will not have a winning record GIGGLE MILK-SNORT!

The Giants at Green Bay loser next week is probably going to have a lot of extra time on their hands in January. I expect the Jets to send the Bears into hibernation also.

The NFL Power Rankings Week 16 list is based on Power. They don’t take Christmas presents, Wedding presents or the lack of my presence into consideration.

Each team’s NFL Power Rankings from last week and current won-lost records are in parentheses.

1) (1) New England Patriots (12-2) – Win wasn’t pretty, but neither is Brady’s chick

2) (2) Atlanta Falcons (12-2) – IN Playoffs – get Riot gear ready

3) (4) Baltimore Ravens (10-4) – Hangin’, Bangin’ and Crankin’

4) (5) New Orleans Saints (10-4) – Ravens make statement-Saints are not that good

5) (7) SD Chargers (8-6) – Knocking out Bitch teams but KC needs to lose

6) (8) New York Jets (10-4) – I told you Pittsburgh wasn’t that good

7) (3) Pittsburgh Steelers (10-4) – More losses coming if these girls can’t get O going

(9) Green Bay Packers (8-6) – Big ups against Pats with backup QB Matt Flynn but LOST

9) (10) Indy Colts (8-6) – I’ll keep saying this – FIRE on INDY AGAIN THIS WEEK

10) (11) Philadelphia Eagles (10-4) – SHAZAM! Kick it to Desean ya DeDipshits

11) (12) Chicago Bears (10-4) – Ice Bowl was more frigid than Cutler to his boyfriend but WIN

12) (16) Kansas City Chiefs (9-5) – Cassel steps up and Chargers start to worry

13) (20) Oakland Raiders (7-7) – Sorry, but NO chance to make Playoffs IMHO

14) (14) Jacksonville Jaguars (8-6) – Jags it’s time for your Fade to Black…….

15) (17) St. Louis Rams (6-8) – NFC West Division LOSER

16) (18)Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-6) – Tampa Bay is out to Sea from here on out

17) (15) Minnesota Vikings (5-9) – Favre has left the Ice Bowl

18) (13) Houston Texans (5-9) – Who else got waxed out of fantasy fb Playoffs b/c of Arian

19) (19) Miami Dolphins (7-7) – PUKE – Even Dan Carpenter went 0 for 4 – RAALPH

20) (21) Dallas Cowboys (5-9) – Skinned those Reds by 3-Happy Cheerleaders mean….

21) (22) Tennessee Titans (6-8) – Who’s crazier – Collins or Young?

22) (23) Arizona Cardinals (4-10) – NFC West Division LOSER

23) (24) San Francisco 49ers (5-9) – NFC West Division LOSER

24) (25) Washington Redskins (5-9) – Missed beating Bucs by the Skin of their Red

25) (26) Cleveland Browns (5-9) – Lost to the other Crappy Brown Ohio Team

26) (27) Detroit Lions (4-10) – Ended 26 game road loss streak and went streaking

27) (28) Seattle Seahawks (6-8) – NFC West Division LOSER

28) (31) Buffalo Bills (4-10) – They’re winners again just like OJ Simpson

29) (29) Denver Broncos (3-11) – ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

30) (30) Cincy Bengals (3-11) – NO WAY did anybody stay awake thru game to see Win

31) (32) Carolina Panthers (2-12) – How do you celebrate a Deuce for a Win-take a deuce out

If you’re a Carolina fan and think they should move up because they actually got a win against Arizona, then you should jump on the Bills bandwagon. Those bitches moved up.

Follow my NFL Power Rankings, and you’ll be surprised how much weight you lose, how much better looking you get and of course how many more DEALS you will close.