NFL Power Rankings Week 15 – Time to Dexter some Players

Is it just me, or do the Patriots look like they’re on a different level than these other old teams in the NFL Power Rankings Week 15? Who in the hell throws for 369 yards and 2 touchdowns in the snow and wind?

I’ve got answers, and they all have the Patriots looking for Super Bowl Glory at Cowboys Stadium in February. I know it’s early, but DAMN…

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New England hosts the Packers this week, and Aaron Rodgers status is a mystery after his second concussion of the year. Good Frickin’ Luck without him! Heck, good luck with him.

The Brettinator finally terminated his consecutive start streak on his 65th birthday. Peyton Manning now has the longest current streak for consecutive games at 205.

I have the longest streak for being correct on NFL Power Rankings at Forever.

On the other hand, Albert Haynesworth has NO consecutive games, NO heart, NO brain, NO courage and NO home. The other Al (Davis) may be a perfect match for Hayiamworthless. I wonder if Shebert is from Kansas.

BUY: Giants, Chargers, Colts, Texans and Cardinals (if you live in AZ you may as well).

SELL: Steelers (they’re going down clown), Bears, Jaguars and Sea-Pigeons.

The NFL Power Rankings Week 15 list is based on Power. They don’t take Records, Tapes or CDs into consideration.

Each team’s NFL Power Rankings from last week and current won-lost records are in parentheses.

1)      (1) New England Patriots (11-2) – Brady has 15 TDs and 0 INTs in last 5 games-WTF
2)      (2) Atlanta Falcons (11-2) – NFC Fave has 2 bye weeks out of 3 with Carolina, Seattle
3)      (3) Pittsburgh Steelers (10-3) – Offense only has 2 TDs in 3 games-that won’t make it
4)      (4) Baltimore Ravens (9-4) – UH OH Saints come Marching in this week
5)      (7) New Orleans Saints (10-3) – 5 games in a row w/30+points-Ravens are LUNCH
6)      (8) New York Giants (9-4) – This Manning now has 100 STRAIGHT starts-watch out Bro
7)      (9) SD Chargers (7-6) – LMFAO-San Fran, Cincy n Denver left-who makes this schedule
8)      (5) New York Jets (9-4) – Who’s their backup Quarterback? He should warm up
9)      (6) Green Bay Packers (8-5) – Without Aaron they’re in for NO wins
10)   (11) Indy Colts (7-6) – Bet the WAD on Colts next 3 weeks-they will make AFC Champ.
11)   (10) Philadelphia Eagles (9-4) – Vick is too little for Gigantes this week….and BRRRR
12)   (12) Chicago Bears (9-4) – Cheezzz Cutler is not your old school Bears guy-WIZ
13)   (13) Houston Texans (5-8) – I said they had chance vs. Balt. – OT almost got ‘em
14)   (17) Jacksonville Jaguars (8-5) – the minute I move them down WINNER
15)   (14) Minnesota Vikings (5-8) – The KING is down! Can I get a MF moment of silence
16)   (15) Kansas City Chiefs (8-5) – NO Cassel – NO Kingdom NO NFL Power Rankings
17)   (16) St. Louis Rams (6-7) – Top Dog in the NFC R U FUKN KIDDN ME Division
18)   (22)Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-5) – Tampa Topples Teams Too Tired To Try
19)   (20) Miami Dolphins (7-6) – 5 Games in a Row holding Opponents to 17 points or less
20)   (18) Oakland Raiders (6-7) – Big UPS for season but NO post-season 4 U
21)   (19) Dallas Cowboys (4-9) – YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
22)   (21) Tennessee Titans (5-8) – 3 More losses coming to Houston, KC and Indy
23)   (27) Arizona Cardinals (4-9) – How can they lose with a Skelton at Quarterback?
24)   (26) San Francisco 49ers (5-8) – Nice Win – now go to San Diego for Thursday Thumping
25)   (23) Washington Redskins (5-8) – Missed beating Bucs by the Skin of their Red
26)   (24) Cleveland Browns (5-8) – The Other Peyton had butterfingers – YUM
27)   (29) Detroit Lions (3-10) – ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
28)   (25) Seattle Seahawks (6-7) – Falcons, Bucs and Rams all EAT Sea-Chickens
29)   (28) Denver Broncos (3-10) – Denver blew string of interim coaches winning 1st game
30)   (30) Cincy Bengals (2-11) – Ochocinco to be released and change his name to Ochoseis
31)   (31) Buffalo Bills (3-10) – Recap vs. Cleveland: Bad Offense, Bad Defense, Bad Teams
32)   (32) Carolina Panthers (1-12) – Jimmy Clausen should sign a Pickle deal for gay bars

Believe it or not, some of the teams in my NFL Power Rankings Week 15 really SUCK! Oh, I’m sure your team doesn’t, yeah right.

This coming week is when you will really see some teams’ players playing like Shebert Haynessupercrustworthless. Follow my NFL Power Rankings, and you won’t get totally tagged by Tired Team Tag-a-long Toads.

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