NFL Power Rankings Week 14 – Pats ROCK, but Top 10 Flakes Out

The NFL Power Rankings Week 14 has an uncontested Number 1.

New England came to the New Meadowlands Stadium and nuked the New York Jets in a statement of superiority By Bill and Tom. They made their mark on the new stadium more than I do on Hot Biscuits in DA Club.

This mismatched slam of Rex-A-Sore-Ass Ryan’s jokes and team showed the Patriots are number 1 and looking for nothing short of Super Bowl Glory again.

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In my NFL Power Rankings Week 13, my quote for the Broncos of “Josh better start drinking Mack Daniels for coming firing” is doubled for Josh McDaniels’ Post-Firing and on alert for Singletary and Whisenhunt.

Surprises this week both ups and downs: Steelers, Colts, Jaguars, Chargers and Texans.

The NFL Power Rankings Week 14 list is based on Power. They don’t take Hate, Love or Sadness into consideration.

Each team’s NFL Power Rankings from last week and current won-lost records are in parentheses.

1)      (1) New England Patriots (10-2) – Brady 4 TDs and 0 INTs 2 games in a row-SNAP!
2)      (3) Atlanta Falcons (10-2) – 6 Straight Wins and Ryan has lead 6 4th qtr Comebacks
3)      (6) Pittsburgh Steelers (9-3) – Defense Wins again, but Offense still sucks
4)      (4) Baltimore Ravens (8-4) – Defense obviously won’t win every game you Raisins
5)      (2) New York Jets (9-3) – Ryan is cryin’ after that – his stand-up comedy tour is on hold
6)      (7) Green Bay Packers (8-4) – This is team that could Smack everybody with offense
7)      (8) New Orleans Saints (9-3) – Barely beat Bengals – they need Pierre’s Bush back
8)      (10) New York Giants (8-4) – This week at Minnesota makes somebody REAL
9)      (5) San Diego Chargers (6-6) – Rising stars got Raided by Oakland this week
10)   (13) Philadelphia Eagles (8-4) – Vick gets to make Texas-size statement in Dallas next
11)   (9) Indy Colts (6-6) – 11 INTs in 3 games incl. 4 vs. Cowboys this week – I say keep faith
12)   (12) Chicago Bears (9-3) – Soldier Field better be ready for WAR when Pats come Sunday
13)   (11) Houston Texans (5-7) – I’m saying they have a good chance to beat Ravens on MNF
14)   (15) Minnesota Vikings (5-7) – Will Favre’s streak end? I think not
15)   (14) Kansas City Chiefs (8-4) – HUGE game at SD this week, but it won’t be good KC
16)   (20) St. Louis Rams (6-6) – DAMN, these boyzzz mean BIZ – Superdome Saints next
17)   (26) Jacksonville Jaguars (7-5) – Finally moved this team up-they’re proving me wrong
18)   (22) Oakland Raiders (6-6) – 2-0 against Chargers this year – WTF is happening?
19)   (19) Dallas Cowboys (4-8) – BIG Sunday night game hosting the messiah Vick
20)   (16) Miami Dolphins (6-6) – Looking more like Dung every week – Jets will beat ‘em up
21)   (17) Tennessee Titans (5-7) – DOOOOOOOOOWWWWNFAAALLLLLL
22)   (18)Tampa Bay Buccaneers (7-5) – NO Wins and 5 Losses vs. Teams w/Winning Records
23)   (21) Washington Redskins (5-7) – If they beat the Bucs this week, then Bucs are posers
24)   (27) Cleveland Browns (5-7) – Barn Burner Jethro! Travel to Buffalo for Snow Bowl
25)   (28) Seattle Seahawks (6-6) – These NFC West Crap teams just piss me off anymore
26)   (23) San Francisco 49ers (4-8) – NFC West Dump Team close to Singletary Dumping
27)   (24) Arizona Cardinals (3-9) – NFC West biggest #2 Surprise they suck so bad
28)   (25) Denver Broncos (3-9) – Josh becomes #3 fire – does that mean Broncos win this week
29)   (29) Detroit Lions (2-10) – Super Bowl is out of the question for next 2 years-not bad
30)   (30) Cincinnati Bengals (2-10) – ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz
31)   (31) Buffalo Bills (2-10) – Where’s OJ when you need him?
32)   (32) Carolina Panthers (1-11) – Atlanta gets the lucky draw of this Bye Week team

NFL Power Rankings Week 14 represents something that obviously mesmerizes NFL Football Bettors including myself into a state of wanting more. That’s cool.

The fact that it is a few weeks away from the NFL Football Playoffs and I am still getting surprised by weekly results can only be a good thing. I’m an expert at what I do, but my NFL Power Rankings will change somewhat again next week.