NFL Parlay Picks – 2, 3 and 4 Team Parlays

Thursday Night Football 2-Teamer

Peyton Manning will not be serving it up like he’s some zit-faced kid delivering food at Applebees. They will have a new running game established and probably some screens out of the backfield to keep the defense honest.

The Titans can’t throw the ball. They are only ranked second worst in passing, and they can’t figure out how to get Chris Johnson rocking. His average per carry is about 2 yards less than last year at this time.

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The Colts will figure it out in a high scoring affair along with giving up at least the high point output from the Titans in the last 4 games – 17 points.

NFL Parlay Picks 2 Teamer – Bet Colts -3 -120 and the Colts/Titans OVER 45 Total Points

Cincinnati travels to Pittsburgh for their weekly bitch slap. They probably have more media around them than just about any team with their (UN) reality shows and other press just making fun of them in general.

The fact still remains that whether Big Ben is a clock or a broken nose quarterback, time goes faster than action or scoring.

Cincy may be held under 10 points, and the Steelers still need to prove to me they can generate some offensive scoring to make it to the AFC Conference Championship.

Take Bengals/Steelers UNDER 39 ½.

Seattle had a noise advantage when they played at home until a month ago when the Giants debunked that myth and the Chiefs fortified it.

The fact they beat the Panthers doesn’t count. They are the worst team in my NFL Power Rankings

This week they are heading to San Francisco, and I don’t expect either of these also rans to do anything offensively that will be more exciting than the cheerleaders (actually nothing is).

Take Seahawks/49ers UNDER 40.

Miami has the unfortunate task of coming to the New Meadowlands to take on the New York Jets after Rex got his big ass handed, cooked and served to him by their close buddies the Patriots. Last week’s NFL Parlay Picks advice nailed New England as a cover.

The Jets will definitely shut down this wishy washy no identity team defensively, but I’m not so sure the Jets can power much offensively.

Dirty Sanchez will be on a shorter leash than usual after that debacle last week that proved the only way they can win is on the ground.

Don’t expect either team to be strong.

Take Dolphins/Jets UNDER 41 ½.

NFL Parlay Picks 3-Teamer – Cincy/Pitt UNDER 39 ½, Seattle/SanFran UNDER 40, Miami/NYJ UNDER 41 ½

The Houston Texans are hosting the Ravens, another team struggling to have offensive firepower beating down teams.

The Texans are the opposite being an offensive machine, but they lack the ability to shut down teams. I just think they are in a corner against a struggling offensive team.

Take Houston +3 against Baltimore Monday Night.

NFL Parlay Picks 4-Teamer – Colts -3 -120, Cincy/Pitt UNDER 39 ½, Miami/NYJ UNDER 41, Houston +3