Chad Ochocinco does it all against the Patriots

Ochocinco Signals The Apocalypse

If a Titans punter scoring the first touchdown of the NFL preseason wasn’t enough of an ominous omen for the wackiness that’s about to unravel in this NFL season, consider the following:

Raiders coach, Tom Cable, flipped a chair in a meeting…that his assistant coach was sitting in.

Michael Vick is back in the NFL.

Roddy White is the third highest paid receiver in the league.

Jay Cutler is burning bridges with coaches, fans and teammates like Indiana Jones trying to escape a horde of zombie vampire ninjas.

EA Sports’ “Madden 2010” has TWO players on the cover this year.

The Bucs lost two starting secondary players in two days…not to injury.

Plaxico is in jail for carrying a gun.

Donte Stallworth isn’t after killing a man.

The Chiefs dealt Tony Gonzalez away for a future draft pick, then panicked and signed Amani Toomer and Ashley Lelie.

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If that doesn’t absolutely terrify and delight you all at that same time, then the fact that Chad Ochocinco kicked the PAT to put the Bengals over the sloppy Patriots in preseason action should be. Chad was the emergency kicker in place of Shayne Graham who is still nursing a sore groin. He is an avid soccer fan, and routinely practices kicking for fun. If Chad is able to bully Marvin Lewis into kicking PAT’s routinely after he scores touchdowns, then he’s going to be a fantasy monster…you know, for all five of his touchdowns this year.

Can the Bengals build on this momentum? And yes I use the word “momentum” because if you were around for last year’s NFL gambling season, you know how piss poor the Bengals were. I say that they can, but only if Carson Palmer stays healthy and not too distracted by his littler brother, Jordan Palmer, or the ankle injury he suffered against New Orleans.

Either way, this is shaping up to be one insane NFL season. Are you ready for the peaks and valleys?